Bio

Alma Mater: University of Washington About Me: I like to spray paint furniture and make cocktails behind bars I don't work at. Favorite Quote: "There is nothing, not even crime, more opposed to poetry, to philosophy, ay to life than this incessant business." -Thoreau Signature Drink: Lillet on the rocks

Wood’s Wood Warrants 8 New Campaigns!

Dec 21, 2009
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We feel for you tiger. Losing major endorsements, wrecking your sweet ride, and having the crap beat out of you with a nine iron must hurt. We’re here to ease the pain with these new endorsements just in time for the holidays.

#1: Motel 6

Hit it

#2: Callaway Golf Clubs

Wood in the Bag

#3: Plan B Emergency Contraceptive

plan b tiger

#4: Gatorade

gatorate tiger

#5: Yaz Birth Control

tiger-woods yaz

#6: Salvation Army Christmas Drive

santa tiger

Here are a few for the wifey just in case she doesn’t get that big payout…

life hammer


airbag

Which of these endorsement deals should Tiger sign? Let us know, we’re contacting his agent next week. Got  something better? Show us what’s up!

Meet the Authors

amy
Amy McKay

Alma Mater: Ohio State University and Stanford University About Me: I have an irrational fear of whales and irrational love of literature

Camille
Camille Willemain

Alma Mater: University of Washington About Me: I like to spray paint furniture and make cocktails behind bars I don't work at

Nathan
Nathan Grimm

Alma Mater: University of Washington Bio: Avid ballroom dancer and permanent Seattalian Favorite Quote: "Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like scotch