We feel for you tiger. Losing major endorsements, wrecking your sweet ride, and having the crap beat out of you with a nine iron must hurt. We’re here to ease the pain with these new endorsements just in time for the holidays.
#1: Motel 6
#2: Callaway Golf Clubs
#3: Plan B Emergency Contraceptive
#4: Gatorade
#5: Yaz Birth Control
#6: Salvation Army Christmas Drive
Here are a few for the wifey just in case she doesn’t get that big payout…
Which of these endorsement deals should Tiger sign? Let us know, we’re contacting his agent next week. Got something better? Show us what’s up!
12.22.2009
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12.23.2009
OMG lol that was hilarious, Loved it. I loved the one that says “Sometimes it’s better to keep the Wood in the bag.”
12.23.2009
Sometimes you just have to shake your head and laugh.
12.28.2009
Thanks Bob! We’ll keep the humor coming!
1.7.2010
Sorry took so long to get to this, life’s been crazy. Nice stuff, I posted a link from my blog. Keep laughing!