Wood’s Wood Warrants 8 New Campaigns!

Dec 21, 2009
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We feel for you tiger. Losing major endorsements, wrecking your sweet ride, and having the crap beat out of you with a nine iron must hurt. We’re here to ease the pain with these new endorsements just in time for the holidays.

#1: Motel 6

Hit it

#2: Callaway Golf Clubs

Wood in the Bag

#3: Plan B Emergency Contraceptive

plan b tiger

#4: Gatorade

gatorate tiger

#5: Yaz Birth Control

tiger-woods yaz

#6: Salvation Army Christmas Drive

santa tiger

Here are a few for the wifey just in case she doesn’t get that big payout…

life hammer


airbag

Which of these endorsement deals should Tiger sign? Let us know, we’re contacting his agent next week. Got  something better? Show us what’s up!

7 Responses to “Wood’s Wood Warrants 8 New Campaigns!”

  1. Social comments and analytics for this post…

    This post was mentioned on Digg by AmyVernon: I laughed in spite of myself….

  2. Bob M Bob M

    OMG lol that was hilarious, Loved it. I loved the one that says “Sometimes it’s better to keep the Wood in the bag.”

  3. Ottawa Golf Blog Ottawa Golf Blog

    Sometimes you just have to shake your head and laugh. :)

  4. Camille Camille

    Thanks Bob! We’ll keep the humor coming!

  5. Spinny Spinny

    Sorry took so long to get to this, life’s been crazy. Nice stuff, I posted a link from my blog. Keep laughing!

  6. nash nash

    this is so funny! haha thanks..

  7. france france

    wow! maybe the bad things that they experienced will go for the better after all.. :D

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